back then in the olden days of China history
concubines and queens
are beauties in the eyes of the king
with one big criteria
many will be shocked
and that is -
Fat ladies are beauties
Yes which means bringing this ideology to present time
Just as illustrated in Dim Sum Dolly 2
there should have been beauty centers helping Slim ladies put on weight
and Slim ladies should be the one troubling
Let me show u some photos to prove my statement
Tang beauty portrait
But like wad we always say
time pass
people change
last time policeman wear shorts
now policeman wear long pants
last time tv is black and white
now tv is colored (not just that its flat)
...
So here it is now in the 21st century
Plenty of SLIMMING centres
now women wants to be slim. not just slim but also tone
Just like the Victoria secrets models
The most conventional approaches are to:(obviously attempted by us)
1. Diet / healthy diet
2. Work out
3. Sleep early
4. S liming centres
Let me tell u all this is not possible in current time
And the story goes like this both me and my 3 ladies in my life (mum, godmum and aunt)
Diet:
Girls always have a soft spot for sweet things
And most of the time - chocolates
Yeah its sinful yet irresistible so how can diet be possible.
We will always lie to ourselves "diet starts tml, so i can eat today first."
But guess what - modern people are PROS at procrastination
So what happen to our determined diet plans?
...
i - cannot handle chocolate temptations --> Plan fail
the 3 ladies in my life has a soft spot for far too many things : seafood, durians, chocolates --> Plan fail too
AND THIS happens to i bet 9/10 girls (so dun be upset with urself dearies)
Everyone has a soft spot for something sinful - its common
i can tell with my laser eyes! haha
Work Out:
Pls tell me just how is this actually possible
everyone is busy with work & school
Life get hectic with a whole load shit of work
And when exams is near
or when its 100% exam base
you simply dun have time for nonsense like work out
RIGHT?
OH NO...
the only exercises i did was "siting by the table", "sleeping", "showering"
different postures right!
and of course probably only work my finger muscles
And than make the excuse that i did enough work out for the day
BUT OF COURSE --> work out plan fail, weight dun decrease but increase due to the junk food intake as i sat by the table getting stress
The 3 ladies:
OT is their best friend
Barely have enough sleep wad more make time for work out - dun be crazy
Exercise to them meant:
"happy hour", "one for one", "sale"
one for one = beer = beer belly
sale = no money for slimming treatments
and of course
guilt free excuse - "i walked from lido to P.S, with the load of shopping bags, its as good as working out in the gym"
COME'ON!
they dun shop everyday
of course
PLAN to work out = fail!
Sleep early:
Simply impossible
School work for me comes in tones not papers
When its done i am done i have personal things to hook on
online shopping
MSN
clubbing
...
and when i m done
its very early to go to sleep! like 2am
school is 8.30am
so guess wad
seems like plan to sleep early failed again
Work load in the office comes in the form of OTs
having a family means there are
household chores
teaching the kids school work
etc
when they are done
its probably about the same time i sleep
work is early 9am
...
seems like they did not make it as plan again
OK... here is my story
i have wasted time
my ladies have wasted time
trying out the conventional way losing weight
obviously u can all tell tat ur method will be about the same
and being a typical Singaporean
i suppose we all suffer the same problems
so stop wasting time
because u are never be able to lose weight base on those methods
unless u are damm determine...
SO HOW DEN !
we dun have alot of money
we can't use the conventional method
well here's the catch
CENOSIS is having a promo with their new technology that helps all women get rid of the excess fats ...
CAVITATION TECHNOLOGY
DO NOT HESITATE. MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH US RIGHT NOW, TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN BENEFIT FROM THIS WONDERFUL TECHNOLOGY.
Your First Experience AT ONLY $33
YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT!
ONLY IN CENOSIS!
SLIMMING HOTLINE: 7000 700 6626
since all the conventional methods has been tested before
and proven unworkable by me
give it a try ... no harm right ... and its cheap!
and this is how it goes
money solve everything
well this time round its small money
Research i did on this promo...
so Wtf is this technology?
in lame men terms
breaks down ur excess fats
(they are not in the state that ur body function can breakdown so u can't actually shit them out)
so this is wad the technology does
melt iced fats to liquid fats
only liquid fats are possible for u to
shit them out
...
and then u shit them out
and u slim down
easy?
*call myself a bio student hahah i think i suck right!
Why them?
1. Armed with a team of physiotherapists
The physiotherapists are educated medically and technologically,
Able to perform cavitation treatment in accordance with the safety standards set by NEA,
2. N2 License from National Environment Agency
this technology is researched for 3 years
thus its SAFE
researched about its effect by Universities
thus its tested and proven effective
‘N2’ license is a safety assurance license to ensure that this medical apparatus used for cavitation is handled only by either a medical doctor or physiotherapist.
3. first slimming centre in Singapore to use the Cavitation technology
with all these 3 points! i think they are sure to slim down anyone in the universe! mauhahahaaSO there u go
want to waste ur time?
or take a chance?
its only freaking $33 dollars!
Best in Singapore, Johor and Batam!
Make an a ppointment with Cenosis right now, to find out how you can benefit from this wonderful technology at a special price of $33. Call 7000 700 6626 or visit www.cenosis.biz/cavitation.php to make an appointment.
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